You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance.
I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance,
Or Fred Astaire

You're not Sidney Taffler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde.
I'm not very stylish, and you're not avant garde,
Or Lional Blair

We're as common as muck.
Bonne chance, viel glück, good luck
Where bold is beautiful, we don't give a damn
Luvva duck, we're as common as muck.

You're not Victor Hugo, I'm not Patience Strong,
I'm not Rodney Rygate or Yvonne Goolagong.
Shirley Abicair, Oh!

I'm not Nellie Melba, you're not Nellie Dean
We do our best endeavours to keep our doobries clean
Because we care!

We're as common as muck.
Buona fortuna, vayas con Dios, Good luck!
Where bold is beautiful, we don't give a damn.
Luvva duck, We're as common as muck.

We're as common as muck.
Bonne chance, viel glück, Good luck!
Where bold is beautiful, we don't give a damn.
Luvva duck! We're as common as muck.

• Apples
• Back To Blighty
• Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler
• Ban The Bomb
• Bed O' Roses No. 9
• Billericay Dickie
• Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself Around London)
• Blackmail Man
• Blockheads
• Broken Skin
• Bus Driver's Prayer
• Cacka Boom
• Clever Trevor
• Common As Muck
• Cowboys
• Crippled With Nerves
• D'Orine The Cow
• Dance Little Rude Boy
• Dance Of The Crackpots
• Dance Of The Screamers
• Delusions Of Grandeur
• Don't Ask Me
• England's Glory
• Father
• Fly In The Ointment
• Fuck Off Noddy
• Fucking Ada
• Funky Disco (Pops)
• Geraldine
• Happy Hippy
• Have A Word
• Heavy Living
• Hey, Hey, Take Me Away
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• Hit Me With Your Rythym Stick
• Honeysuckle Highway
• Huffety Puff
• I Believe
• I Could Lie
• I Made Mary Cry
• I Want To Be Straight
• I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra
• If I Was With A Woman
• It Ain't Cool
• Itinerant Child
• Jack Shit George
• London Talking
• Lullaby For Francies
• Mash It Up Harry
• Mischief
• My Old Man
• No Such Thing As Love
• O'Donegal
• Oh, Mr. Peanut
• One Love
• Pam's Moods
• Pardon
• Peter The Painter
• Plaistow Patricia
• Poo-Poo In The Prawn
• Poor Joey
• Profoundly In Love With Pandora
• Quick Quick Slow
• Quiet
• Razzle In My Pocket
• Really Glad You Came
• Reasons To Be Cheerful
• Rough Kids
• Sex And Drugs And Rock 'N' Roll
• Sink My Boats
• Spasticus (Autisticus)
• Sueperman's Big Sister
• Sweet Gene Vincent
• Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup (You're Sitting On
• Thank You Mum
• That's Enough Of That
• That's Not All
• The (Body Song)
• The Badger And The Rabbit
• The Call Up
• The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock
• The Passing Show
• The Roadette Song
• There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards
• This Is What We Find
• Twenty Tiny Fingers Sore Throat Mix
• Two Old Dogs Without A Name
• Uncoolohol
• Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy
• Upminster Kid
• Very Personal
• Waiting For Your Taxi
• Wake Up And Make Love With Me
• What A Waste!
• You'll See Glimpses
• You're More Than Fair
• You're My Baby
• You're My Inspiration
• You're The Why
• Your Horoscope

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